Portal is a great game but if I said it was my favorite Valve game I would be lying. I would much rather hear Valve talk about another game at E3 instead of the already announced Portal 2. And I might be in luck.
Today Valve sent out emails to established game sites saying that they are canceling the Portal 2 press event and replacing it with a "surprise".
I'm crossing everything I can including my dicks hoping its an announcement something Half-life related. ANYTHING, just let me hear SOME news about Half-Life episode 3 or even Half-life 3, how about a new box that includes those games counter-strike 2 and Portal 2.... AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
This is the actual email that was sent out, its typcal Valve which means its amazingly awesome.
Subject: A note from Aperture Science
Dear Subject Name Here,
Aperture Science is pleased to inform you that we have partnered with Valve to announce the gala CANCELLATION of the June 14 Portal 2 event at the Regal Theater. The event will be replaced by a surprise. And even though the cancellation of the event certainly counts as a surprise, we are pleased to further announce that the cancellation of the event is not THE surprise. However, per International treaties regarding the definition of the word "surprise", of which both Aperture Science and Valve are signatories, the time, date and content of the actual surprise will only become available as you experience the surprise.
If you'd like to ask fruitless questions about the E3 Portal 2 surprise or, more fruitfully, schedule an appointment to attend a Portal 2 screening at the Valve booth during E3, please contact Valve's Special Envoy to Surprises, Doug Lombardi.
Thank you for DELETED
PS: The surprising record scratch is also not the surprise.
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