10 Reasons to NOT Pick Up: FFXIII

1. Bayonetta is hotter.
2. No towns!? Lmao.
3. A black guy who hides animals in his afro...
4. God of War III.
5. Bad Company 2.
6. The names for all the places make absolutely no sense. Cocoon? lol...
7. A little kid with a boomerang or kite or whatever is in your party.
8. Because "Thunder" isn't a name.
9. For every copy purchased a stroller is flipped by a small asian man.
10. It's un-American!